January 2009
328 posts
dinner party.
Me: No, I think he spoke English - he was laughing at me the whole time I was talking
Matt: No, Emma, that means he can UNDERSTAND English
Me: ...that's what I meant...
Mark: I think Helen Keller would laugh at you, Emma
December 2008
80 posts
I get irritated when others are flaky, but am...
hotg0ssip: (via jessicachu)
One day, I’ll make it all up to you
Too cute.
3 Smart Things About Sleeping Late
deadshot: entrails: robotlove: laureola: annytime:
1 // You may need more sleep than you think.Research by Henry Ford Hospital Sleep Disorders Center found that people who slept eight hours and then claimed they were “well rested” actually performed better and were more alert if they slept another two hours. That figures. Until the invention of the lightbulb (damn you, Edison!), the average...
So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and...
– The Perks of Being a Wallflower
oprah, sometimes you're right, but this time...
hotg0ssip:
(via saintnate)
as someone that works in a food place, this is so true. stop being a jackass and stay in if you can’t afford to tip. and by the way - those take out orders that you think MAGICALLY appear at the front of the place for you to just walk in and pick up? someone had to put that together. so they deserve a tip, too. that sack of food didn’t put food in itself,...
We’re going to New Orleans.
– 2009 Southern District Conference, April 3-5, New Orleans, LA. (via gt-idsa) Holy Crap! I plan on this.
Once, I got really drunk and ate my friend’s entire Advent Calendar.
– JBethea
thisisjessemejia: yeah for all i know this could be a celebrity
thisisjessemejia: oh ok
emtha talks: hahahaha
emtha talks: no
emtha talks: do you know drew hryjaheoiyjroiyuru?
thisisjessemejia: no but i do know drew ajflhvaksvnhoviehf.
thisisjessemejia: haah jk
emtha talks: omfg. i just cried that was so fucking funny.
emtha talks: yesssssssss